
1. With your mouth.
2. While standing on your head.
3. Scrounge for a piece of string (dental floss will suffice if you have nothing else), tie one end to the banana, the other to a door knob, then hold onto the banana and slam the door.
4. With your toes.
5. Wait til the skin rots off.
6. Drop it off your roof.
7. Our banana’s appearing alarmingly squashed at this point in time. Get someone else to peel it for you.
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