1. Walk outside and scream. Just scream your little head off.
2. Book in a massage, followed by a manicure, followed by a pedicure, followed by a cut and dye, followed by a shopping expedition, followed by …, oh wait, we’re finished the day now aren’t we?
3. With dessert. Buck tradition, throw expectations out the door and tuck into a triple-choc sundae or a slice of gooey cheesecake.
4. Set your alarm for 4am and put it out of reach on the other side of the bedroom. When it goes off, jump excitedly out of bed and be enthusiastic that you have a long, wonderful day ahead of you.
5. Awake from under your bed. That’s right, sleep underneath the bed so that when you awake in alarm wondering where you are the following morning, you will bump your head on the underside of the bed – it’ll be enough to give you a small swelling to the brain – enough to call in a day off work that is.
6. Order room service. From your partner or another loving family member. Make it pizza.
Naked.
7. Don’t wear any clothes to bed for a change. Even in the middle of winter. Even with the windows and curtains wide open. Don’t get dressed until you’ve been outside to collect the newspaper.
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