7 ways to pop a balloon

1. Throw it onto a road, a train track, off a building, basically anywhere it is likely to get hit by something big on wheels.
2. One word. Fire.
3. On the same line of thought – use a magnifying glass. Hint – and the sun.
4. Tape it to the ground at the bottom of a slippery slide. Sit back and enjoy.
5. Release it on a crowded train. Guaranteed, someone will despise your perceived happiness and promptly deflate the balloon.
6. Give it to the monkeys at a zoo. Will them to sit on it.
7. Put a pin in it.